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A TAXI GOING ON A HIGH SPEED HAS PUT A LITTLE BOY ON A SERIOUS INJURY- ACCIDENT

It happen in Rupkokwu in Obiakpo L.G.A  here in River State, just befor it  was 2 o'clock in the noon, today Tuesday 28 of March 2017.
A Taxi running on a high speed on Airport road close to Anglican church, eneka junction, Rukpokwu.

As it happen, a taxi driver trying to control the car not to hit the little boy and the little boy on other side trying to cross to the other side of the line, but there is no other option than hitting the little boy and pushing him into the gotta, few seconds later, crowd rushed out to save the little boy, but fortunately he was alive as some person exchange words and even attempt to beat the taxi driver up, saying it was as his uncontrollable high speed of his that caused him this big damage.

The driver was ordered to carry the boy on his car to the nearby Hospital, after which the driver and the little boy has left the scene, a lady who keen to save the boy as he sustain injury in the led said this particular place has recorded twice accident in the month of March, still a little boy trying to cross over the other side of the line. 

TODAY'S PAPERS TALK

PUNCH

Customs seal Kano senator’s house, seize 13 vehicles
Nigeria now ripe for electronic voting –ex-INEC commissioner
We’ve no certificate scandals — Jonathan, Fayose
Obasanjo’s wife asks court to stop son’s wedding
Customs seal Kano senator’s house, seize 13 vehicles
Nigeria now ripe for electronic voting –ex-INEC commissioner
We’ve no certificate scandals — Jonathan, Fayose
Obasanjo’s wife asks court to stop son’s wedding
Herdsmen invade Benue prison farm, kill inmate
Melaye graduated from ABU with different name -VC
Senate probe: N298m armoured SUV’s papers are fake, says importer
Ngilari falls sick in prison, gets bail
Suswam, two others diverted N9.8bn SURE-P, police funds –FG
Nomination of 29 RECs lacks gender balance, says TMG
PDP: Akinjide, Adeseun, others pledge support for Makarfi
Nigerian Army needs regular training, says Buhari’s aide
NLC chairman sues Ogun over dismissal

VANGUARD

Saraki denies importing bullet proof car
Paris Club refund: We’ve done nothing illegal —Govs
Heads to roll over convicted ex Adamawa gov’s release from prison
Ambode recruits 5,700 neighbourhood corps officials, deploys 4,554 vehicles
Naira appreciates to N385/$ in parallel market
BDCs reluctant to buy dollars as CBN pegs FX rate for invisibles at N360/$, injects $185m
Ngilari, convicted former Adamawa gov, granted bail but
‘We imported N298m SUV, sold to Senate'
Ambode recruits 5,700 neighbourhood corps officials, deploys 4,554 vehicles
Lagos threatens to shut down Ikoyi Federal Marriage Registry
Ijaw celebrate Isaac Boro’s lawyer at 100
Why Obasanjo’s wife asked court to stop son’s wedding
15 Anambra communities raise alarm over activities of herdsmen
Magu: Lawyers group counsels Senate

THE NATION

Anti-corruption war: Things are changing under Magu, says Oshiomhole
‘Pay Paris Club refunds to us’
Tinubu’s achievements epic, says Osun APC
Mortuary attendant remanded in prison
Falana seeks trial of those indicted in N522b loan refund
EKSU produces 37 First Class
Ex-Adamawa governor Ngilari granted bail on health grounds
‘Tinubu a consummate leader’
Amosun, Fayemi for Adefarati’s 10th year remembrance
ICPC dismisses group’s allegations against Aregbesola as baseless, unsubstantiated
Adesina hails Army for degrading Boko Haram
Abuja airport runway ‘not extended by 18 weeks’
NIMASA partners Navy, Air Force to fight oil theft, piracy

GUARDIAN

National Assembly may pass 2017 budget before May
NNPC recovers $202m from crude swap under-deliveries
CBN pegs N360 to one dollar at retail market
House of Reps to investigate fuel subsidy from 2012
Saraki not owner of imported N298m SUV, says importer
Aregbesola sets up panel on Ile-Ife crisis
Ortom, Rivers PDP bicker over calls for probe of Paris Club refund
Exporters commend OGFZA for tariff review
MRS debunks expropriation of product throughput claims
Government to improve ease of doing business, reduce boarder checks
Government denies plans to shut Abuja airport for 18 weeks
Malaria drugs don’t cause kidney damage, say pharmacists
Ambode promises to reward whistleblowers on crimes

TRIBUNE

Obasanjo's wife files suit in Lagos court to stop son's wedding to Adebutu's daughter
Dino Melaye graduated from ABU with Third Class in Geography 'VC
Why customs seized senate's N298m SUV
Leverage on ICT to grow insurance industry, Shittu tells practitioners
Etisalat engages subscribers in Kwara at Customer Forum
Economic growth targeted as Nigeria prepares to host ApiExpo
Vodacom partners eBusiness Life for Int'l Girls in ICT Celebration
Global Agro Labs are Nigeria's best kept Agro Research Secrets 'Senator
USAID train 80 women, youths on agriculture
FAO, AfricaRice Centre partner to strengthen capacity of 300 farmers
FG appoints interim MD, directors for BOA
Jama'atu Ta'awunil Muslimeen holds quarterly national seminar
South Sudan rebels blame government for killings of aid workers
Tanzania frees musician arrested for mocking the government
Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties
United Airlines bars teenage girls in leggings from flight
Ekiti petrol marketers suspend strike
Customs seize 5,056 cartons of Tramadol worth N242m from India
CBN crashes Dollar to N360 for PTA, BTA, TUITION, Medical fees
Skye Bank gives out brand new car, N1m, other gifts at grand draw of MoneyGram promo
FG to supply crude to illegal N/Delta refiners
Stallion Group targets 1.5m tonnes annual rice production

Match ends, Nigeria 1, Senegal 1. SEE AS IT HAPPE

Match ends, Nigeria 1, Senegal 1. 

90+4' Second Half ends, Nigeria 1, Senegal 1.

89' Cheikh M'Bengue (Senegal) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

83' Goal! Nigeria 1, Senegal 1. Kelechi Iheanacho (Nigeria) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.

81' Pape Ndiaye (Senegal) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

80' Isaac Success (Nigeria) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

76' Substitution, Nigeria. Olarenwaju Kayode replaces Ahmed Musa.

75' Substitution, Senegal. Cheikh M'Bengue replaces Adama Mbengue.

70' Leon Balogun (Nigeria) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

70' Substitution, Senegal. Famara Diedhiou replaces Moussa Sow.

65' Substitution, Senegal. Sadio Mané replaces Opa Nguette.

64' Elderson Echiéjilé (Nigeria) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

61' Substitution, Nigeria. Isaac Success replaces Moses Simon.

61' Substitution, Nigeria. Oghenekaro Etebo replaces Alex Iwobi.

54' Goal! Nigeria 0, Senegal 1. Moussa Sow (Senegal) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner.

Second Half begins Nigeria 0, Senegal 0.

45+5' First Half ends, Nigeria 0, Senegal 0.

25' Substitution, Nigeria. John Ogu replaces Ogenyi Onazi.

First Half begins.

NIGERIA TAKES SENEGAL TONIGHT; INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLY

Nigeria face Senegal in an international friendly on Thursday evening as coach Gernot Rohr continues his building process ahead crunch Africa Cup of Nations and World Cup qualifiers later this year. The Super Eagles are poised to continue their unbeaten run against Terenga Lions

Nigeria vs Senegal

Time: (7:00pm West African Time)
Date: Thursday, March 23
Venue: The Hive Stadium
City: London

Germany 2-3 England: international friendly

Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy and Eric Dier scored as an intrepid young England came from 2-0 down to beat the world champions

Peep peep! The Spurs/Leicester Collective have come from 2-0 down to beat the world champions! What’s even more encouraging than the result is the performance: intrepid, slick and extremely refreshing. Dele Alli was brilliant, despite missing an open goal, and Kane and Vardy both scored memorable goals.

 England’s captain for the night Gary Cahill celebrates the win 

Ali too old, unfit sack him; Melaye, others tell Buhari

According to the Senate, Ali’s sack has become imperative because he is unable to show respect to the Senate as an institution, despite being an appointee of the government. The Senate also asked the NCS to cancel, outright, its proposed payment of import duty on old vehicles.

Today's Paper Talk, Round The World

PUNCH

Senate says democracy under threat as SGF shuns invitation
Suicide: Police recover body, to analyse doctor’s phone
Certificate: ABU makes a U-turn, keeps mum on Melaye
Fayose destroyed my filling station for politics –Petrol dealer
Certificate: Dino Melaye shares photo of himself in NYSC camp
Ile-Ife: Afenifere mobilises 100 lawyers to defend suspects
Four killed in UK parliament terrorist attack
Fayose, Nnamani clash over constitutional reform committee
Police arrest three for Zaki Biam killings
Promotion: Lagos replaces exam with training
Lagos to remove more roundabouts in Lekki
Falana, Intersociety condemn invasion of AI’s office, petition Buhari

VANGUARD
Teachers, pupils protest paralyse economic activities in Jalingo
Policy issues: CBN, Finance Ministry rift deepens
Ali too old, unfit sack him; Melaye, others tell Buhari
NASS approved Buhari’s request for $500m Eurobond in the overall interest of Nigerians
Police, DSS slam soldiers over B’Haram attack
ILE-IFE CRISIS: Tension in Ife as more condemnation trails Abuja parade
FEC approves N80bn for Second Niger Bridge, roads construction in 12 states
Buhari, world leaders ‘stand’ with Britain after London attack

GUARDIAN

Why cancer, infertility are on the rise, by expert
China approves $5b to support projects in Nigeria
Sheriff cautions Makarfi over alleged 2019 presidential ambition
Afenifere to enforce rights of Ife indigenes indicted in ethnic clash
WAEC laments rising cases of examination malpractices in W’Africa
Metuh’s fresh application stalls trial over alleged N400m fraud
Saraki declared assets, CCB affirms
NCAA okays helicopter operations on Abuja route
UNICEF warns over 1billion people use polluted water
How to end pipeline vandalism in Niger Delta, by expert
Nnamani, Fayose disagree over composition of electoral reform panel
National Assembly okays $500m Eurobond to fund 2017 budget
MTN to pay N30b fine by March 31

NATION

Nigerian Job Today
Senators attack Ali, AGF
Senate on vengeance mission against Customs boss, says Falana
Boko Haram, others: DSS arrests suspects in Ekiti, Bauchi
Lafarge achieves 40% use of alternative fuels
British PM May bundled away by security operatives
Four die as suspected terrorist strike near UK Parliament
FEC okays N102.08billion, $1.79b for roads, rail, other projects
Ile-Ife: More knocks for police over arrests
Plateau commissioner dies during exercise
Ambode: three Lekki-Ajah roundabouts to go
Fed Govt urged to maximise natural plants, boost traditional medicine
Insurgency is a blessing in disguise
Author threatens publisher, JAMB with litigation
IBBUL sex scandal: Lecturer, student to face suspension
Foundation gives 50 Abia students scholarships

TRIIBUNE

Family sends SOS to authorities over religious attack
We have now made adequate provisions for Armed Forces in Abuja Master Plan ― FG
FEC Okays power sector recovery programme
Body of drown doctor recovered, identified
FIDA, other women groups protest, say police still holding on to woman’s $750
PDP crisis: Watch your word, Sheriff warns Makarfi
Again ASUU cries out over ‘unlawful’ deductions in lecturers’ salaries
Reps order probe of NBC products, others
Senegal Islamic channel blames ‘criminal act’ for porn broadcast
Uganda manhunt for police who shot dead girl of three
Kenya Revenue Authority loses $39m to hacker
Lafarge Africa Plc reduces debt to N108.3bn, proposes 105 kobo dividend per share
2016 budget deficit: Reps approves Buhari’s $500m loan request
Naira to sell at N415/$ as CBN sustains intervention —Gwadabe

A supremacy war between two rival cults in Calabar, the Cross River State capital

A supremacy war between two rival cults in Calabar, the Cross River State capital, weekend, turned bloody at a popular Calabar hangout on Atekong/Marian Road, when gunmen stormed the place at about 7p.m. After hours of shooting, two people were reportedly killed and many others left with gunshot wounds. The weekend battle at Atekong was the latest in the battle for supremacy between the two rival cults, which, between Thursday and Saturday, had left over eight people dead and several others with various degrees of injuries. It was gathered that the war started Thursday night, when a university lecturer, said to be a top member of one of the groups, was shot dead. The incident reportedly led to the string of killings across the city.

A reliable source disclosed that “on Friday night, one person was shot dead along Queen Duke Street and another at Harcourt by Luggard. “One more was shot dead at the popular Calabar Motor Park, Etim Edem, located close to the Atakpa Police Division, on Saturday morning. “We have just received information that one of the twins that was shot along White House Street did not die, but managed to escape with gunshot wounds and has gone into hiding.” Ms Irene Ugbo, Cross River State Police Public Relations Officer, said police anti-riot squad has been dispatched round the city to ensure peace. She added: “I cannot tell you the number of dead bodies from the fight, but the police are doing their best to stop the cult war.

Xenophobia: Again, 5 Nigerians attacked in South Africa

The Nigerian Union in South Africa, on Tuesday, said five Nigerians had been attacked in Polokwane, Limpopo Province, in renewed xenophobic attacks. The Secretary of the union in the province, Mr. Collin Mgbo, told the News Agency of Nigeria on the telephone from Polokwane that three of the five Nigerians attacked were in critical conditions in the hospital.

TODAY'S PAPER HEADLINES!!

PUNCH
PDP: Sheriff nursing presidential ambition, says Makarfi
Certificate: ABU to speak on Melaye today, Senate begins probe
Uniform saga: AGF intervenes as lawyer sues Senate, Ali
Only FG can explain my service extension – Perm Sec
PDP has lost focus, says Bode George
Okorie tackles Okorocha over deposed Imo monarch
Cameroon expels Nigerians fleeing B’Haram, says UN
Court grants ex-NNPC boss, Yakubu, N300m bail
Xenophobia: Five Nigerians attacked in S/Africa again
Expert decries abuse of chemicals as foundation honours Ogunshola, Ibru
Grass-cutting probe: Senate panel re-invites SGF Lawal
Ile-Ife: ARG, other groups berate police for ‘one-sided’ arrests
Forbes list: Dangote, Adenuga’s net worth drops by $7.4bn …Otedola, Rabiu out
Zaki Biam: Death toll hits 52, Buhari orders probe
#BBNaija: I took my children’s photos to the house, says TTT (video)
Nasarawa gov’s son to face manslaughter charge
Buhari condemns fake certificates, exam fraud
Sacked Edo pastor plants explosives in church
Cadbury Nigeria reports N562.9m loss

GUARDIAN
Why I won’t honour Senate summons, by Customs CG
Palestinian killed by Israeli artillery fire in Gaza
How Hayatou’s bid to woo Pinnick failed
Mobile subscribers to surpass five billion by year end
Nigeria remains ‘critical’ market in Africa despite recession, say investors
Nigeria remains ‘critical’ market in Africa despite recession, say investors
Helicopters stuck in Abuja airport despite lift on ban
Delta workers allege undue taxes, 20% pay deduction, state government explains action
Governor’s son to face trial for allegedly killing student
Buhari condemns Zaki-Biam attack, death toll rises to 50
Military arrests Rivers community leader for alleged unlawful shutdown of oil wells

THISDAY
Emefiele Optimistic About Rate Convergence as S&P Affirms Nigeria’s Ratings with...
After 28 Years, Atedo Peterside Steps Down from Stanbic IBTC Board
Mixed Emotions for Orji Family as Police Recover Another Body
Al-Makura’s Son Arrested over Death of Student
Senate to Probe Saraki, Melaye over Seized Vehicle, Certificate Scandal
FG, States, LGs Share N429bn for February
NIMASA Acquires Floating Dockyard, to Save FG $1bn in 10 Years
17 Herdsmen Allegedly Killed by Soldiers in Southern Kaduna
Former NNPC GMD, Yakubu Gets N300m Bail
INEC Tasks RECs on Distribution of PVCs
Makarfi, Sheriff Trade Words over Supreme Court Appeal
Again, First Nation Airways Suspends Operations
CCB Investigator Visits Saraki’s Property after Testifying in Court
Military Task Force Intercepts 213 Vehicles of Armed Vigilantes in Jos
Magu: Don’t Let Corrupt Elements Derail Fight against Corruption, Falana Tells Buhari
Bill Banning Tribal Marks Passes Second Reading
MPC: FG Moves to Adopt Open Market Policy
Senate to Investigate NHIS Boss for Mismanagement, Alleged Fraud
SERAP Asks FG to Investigate Mob Attack on Amnesty International
Senate Pushes for Commission of Inquiry into Ile-Ife Clash
House Directs FG to Apply Stringent Measures to Secure Borders
House Committee Grills Oyo-Ita over Tenure Extension of Former Perm Sec Shu’ara steps...
Benue Governor Ortom Involved in Car Accident
Court Suspends Trial of Ashinze, Former Dasuki Aide over Alleged False Publication by EFCC
Okowa Calls for Speedy Trial of Kidnap Cases
Court to Deliver Judgment on Cynthia Osokogu’s Murder Tomorrow
Soldiers Nab N’Delta Community Leader for Shutting down 11 Oil Wells
Buhari Decries Celebration of Persons with Questionable Characters
PDP Asks Akeredolu to Pay Salaries of Political Appointees
Don’t Let APC Lose Anambra Senate Seat, Ikeazor Tells Ngige
Ayade Tasks Newly Sworn-in Acting Chief Judge on Judiciary Reforms

THE NATION
Senate angry as Customs chief Ali shuns invitation
CBN to unite rates, says Emefiele
INEC won’t transfer 2019 results manually
Outrage over arrest of Ile-Ife riot suspects
Fayose demolishes three filling stations
Yakubu gets N300m bail
Uniform controversy: lawyer sues Senate
AGF to Senate: stay action on CGC’s invitation
Akwa Ibom to develop database for kerosene dealers
Security chiefs brief Buhari in Aso Villa
Benue lost N95b in herdsmen attacks
Makarfi accuses Sheriff of plotting to hijack PDP for 2019 presidential bid
Senate to probe Saraki, Melaye over bullet-proof car, certificate forgery

THE VANGUARD
Sheriff’s 2019 ambition cause of PDP crisis – Makarfi
Senate/Customs CG face-off: Ali won’t appear before you today in uniform, Attorney General writes Senate
Examination malpractice has destroyed Nigeria’s educational fabric – Onyechere
Senate invites Emefiele, Babachir over funds
Naira Watch: Naira rises to N420/$
Buhari, still loved by Nigerians – Presidency
LEDAP, SERAP, others condemn attack on Amnesty Int’l office
ILE IFE CRISIS: Outrage as Adebanjo, Bode George, Babatope, others fault Abuja parade

THE SUN
Senate set to boil
Anambra Central Polls : We’ll field candidate, win – APC
Niger Delta: Return to site in 30 days, FG orders contractors
Lawmakers/Customs CG rift: AGF writes Senate
Akwa Ibom Assembly sacks officers over move to impeach speaker
Nobody’ll disrupt Bonny Jetty construction, says Wike
Journalists, others escape death in Gov Ortom’s convoy accident
Suicide in Lagos lagoon: Anxiety as family rejects body fished out from lagoon
Recession: Dangote, Adenuga, Alakija drop in Forbes billionaires’ rating
Xenophobia: Again, 5 Nigerians attacked in South Africa

HOW CAN THE FORTUNES OF THE NAIRA BE SUSTAINED AND IMPROVED?

To the relief of many Nigerians who had almost given up hope on the Naira regaining its strength in the immediate future, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) last month announced a set of guidelines meant to revive the national currency that had been gasping for breath with the effect that the naira has within the last one month experienced over 15 per cent improvement of its value.

CLICK AND SEE WHY GOSSIP IS A SIN

THE BANKER SAID YOUR EARS ARE TOO BIG

When the banker discussed with her, he was just joking over it, but she carried it to her friend and make it more interesting and so heart breaking, what is that? 

The banker said her ears are too big, after which you have gossiped it out you found out that ended it up by causing a very big trouble. Now you said it out without keeping it to yourself  what is your reward, ooh yes, your reward is standing and watching what the lady will do to the banker. Now is that a good reward ?

WHAT DO YOU DO  TO ONE WHO GO AROUND TALK AGAINST OTHERS

You don't have to do anything to them, you only have to do the right thing at the right time. What is the right thing we are talking about? we all know what gossip is, and what it has caused to lives around the world. Gossip get expired only when it get to a wise man, let them  know that they had just gossiped and it's not good to say evil things against someone, most especially when is been said at there back

FG okays new package for Niger-Delta

The Presidency has finally come out with a bumper package aimed at accelerating the return of peace to the troubled Niger Delta region and ensure steady production of oil, Nigeria’s biggest foreign exchange earner, and gas, the badly-needed feedstock for the nation’s power generating plants.

#BBN - TTT has Been Evicted From Big Brother Naija Reality TV Show

BBN 2017 - Tony (TTT) live eviction interview #bbnaija

The Big Brother Naija TV reality show is becoming more and more interesting as some of the contestants are getting evicted. Among the contestants that were up for eviction last weekends were Debbie-Rise, TTT, Efe and Tboss.
Sunday 19th March 2017, had the last day of TTT in Big Brother Naija house. TTT was evicted form the house, this makes TTT the sixth housemate to officially leave the Big Brother Naija house

TODAY'S PAPER HEADLINES!

PUNCH
EFCC hands over Amosu’s $2.15m hospital to Air Force
FG rules out ethnic factor in Ife clash
Suicide bombers kill mother, two children in Borno
Again, Reps summon perm sec over tenure elongation
PDP: Sheriff moves to stop Makarfi’s appeal at S’Court
Why elite criticise Buhari for poor performance — Presidency
LASG, ATWAP hunt producers of bad water
Leave LGs alone, PDP tells Akeredolu
FG encouraging corruption in universities — SSANU
We want Buhari to succeed – PFN
‘Division in Rivers APC forced me to leave’
Lawyer sustains spinal cord injury after soldiers’ assault
Xenophobic: Editors condemn attack on Nigerians

THISDAY
Bankers Join Whistleblowing Bandwagon, Expose Illicit Transactions of Public Officers
Adeosun, Emefiele Confirm Meeting, Seek to Align Monetary and Fiscal Policies
NNPC Stockpiles Petrol as CBN Sells FX to Marketers for Diesel,...
Governors Deny Alleged Diversion of Paris-London Club Refunds
Africa Trade Meeting Has No Africans After US Visa Denials
Medical Doctor Jumps into Lagos Lagoon
Keshi: South Africa’s Political Elite Fuelling Xenophobia Attacks against Nigerians, Others
EKEDEC Apologises for Prolonged Power Outage in Lagos
World Bank Announces Record $57bn for Sub-Saharan Africa
Court Restrains Nigerian Union of Allied Health Professionals

THE NATION
36 states, FCT demand $6.9b Paris Club refund
Governors: we didn’t divert Paris Club refund
Emefiele: monetary, fiscal authorities should align
Doctor jumps into Lagos lagoon
Fed Govt ‘ll protect, reward whistleblowers, says minister
Sheriff won’t contest at PDP convention, says Dickson
Naira to appreciate further as CBN boosts forex sale

VANGUARD
Paris-London Clubs loan refund: Our story, by NGF
2017 Budget suffers major setback
FG okays new package for Niger-Delta
Fiscal, monetary authorities move to bridge policy gap
An Alfa buys three year-old boy at N500, kills him for ritual
Shekau in new video, threatens Cameroon, Nigeria, Mali, others over Sharia
Nnamdi Kanu distances self from US launch of Radio Biafra
We failed to learn from Biafran war — Ekweremadu

GUARDIAN
Foreign investors’ acquisition of local firms over forex looms
Rangers, Rivers United crash out of CAF Champions League
Niger Delta stakeholders strategise ahead of formalising modular refineries
FBI director to testify on Russia ties, alleged wiretap
Lenders tighten credit rules, decline customers’ loan requests
Why tackling recession requires unusual approach, by FG
New housing units will be allocated without bias, says Fashola
Mining sector can get Nigeria out of recession, says Fayemi
Lagos task force arrests 43 suspected bunkerers with fake diesel
Buhari can re-nominate Magu for confirmation as EFCC boss, says Ndume
Governors deny alleged role in N19b loan refunds’ fraud
Experts caution developers against sharp practices to check building collapse
Ooni of Ife to address British House of Commons on Tuesday
Funds stall desertification control projects in three states
Foreign investors’ acquisition of local firms over forex looms
Agbami group tasks government, private sector on science education
Niger Delta stakeholders strategise ahead of formalising modular refineries
NIGERIAN TRIBUNE
Family petitions IG over son’s death in police custody
Mother, 2 children, 4 others killed in Maiduguri suicide bomb attack
Cross River Chief Judge, Ikpi-Itam dies at 63
PDP govs break apart
Revealed: Real forces that stopped Magu

Fans in great joy as Manchester United step up on top four race

Yesterday 19th  march 2017

United clash with mildlesbroth  yesterday records a great day for the red as United humbled Mildlesbroth right at the Riverside Stadium. The Red Devils have struggled for momentum in the top flight in recent weeks, dropping points in four of their last six outings to remain outside the top four.Three points yesterday automatically get them right back on track

MAN UTD DRAW ANDERLECHT IN EUROPA LEAGUE QUARTER FINAL

Europe's secondary competition is reaching its conclusion with the quarter-final lie-up set to be decided in today's draw. Manchester United are the Premier League's sole representatives in the hat following their 2-1 aggregate win over Rostov. With a Champions League place (and a shiny European trophy) up for grabs for the winner, the Red Devils will be hoping for an easy passage, but several European big boys await.

The Red Devils secured their place in the hat with a 2-1 aggregate win over Rostov in the last-16

Today's Papers Talk

Vanguard
Senate walks out Customs boss over improper dressing
Presidency awaits Senate’s decision on Magu —Femi Adeshina
Ngwuta got N45m as salary in 5 years, spent N313m in 9 months —FG
Appeal Court reserves judgment sine die on Ize-Iyamu, APC appeals
N3bn loot: Ex-NNPC boss, Yakubu, docked, remanded in Kuje Prison
I will not rest until I address those issues that affect our people – Buhari
NEITI raises alarm over N3.3trn states’ debt
PDP faction rules out reconciliation with Sheriff
2017 Budget: FG, N/Delta dialogue must be in good faith – Onyekpere
Ogun state: Where residents, Customs officers live like cat-and-mouse
Ile-Ife mayhem: S-West Hausa leaders meet in Ibadan
Herdsman kills farmer in Oyo
FG orders probe of NBC products’ safety
Hayatou didn’t plan to leave – Biz Law

Punch
Six PDP Assembly members defect to APC in Kogi
FG raises panel to probe Fanta, Sprite content
Refusal to wear uniform: NBA chief, SAN flay Ali as Senate turns back Customs CG
Buhari orders fresh Paris Club loan refund to states
Magu can serve indefinitely, Presidential committee tells Buhari
NSCDC recovers N90m from fraudsters in Nasarawa

Thisday
FG Amends Charges against Justice Ngwuta
Plot to Impeach Kogi Speaker Thickens as Six PDP Members Decamp to APC
Defection: PDP Asks Court to Declare Akwa Ibom South Senatorial District Seat Vacant
Despite NCC, CBN Intervention, Banks in Stand-off with Etisalat over Dollar Debt
Naira Gains as CBN Auctions $150m FX Forwards

Senate walks out Customs boss over improper dressing

FOR not wearing complete uniform as instructed, the Senate, yesterday, walked out the Comptroller-General of Nigeria Customs Service, NCS, Col. Hameed Ibrahim Ali, retd, and asked him to return next Wednesday in complete Customs uniform. Senators asked Ali to leave the plenary because rather than wear Customs uniform, he appeared in a white kaftan dress with white cap and black shoes to match.

According to them, Ali is not a sole administrator; as Customs CG, he has to be dressed as such to appear before them because anybody can wear a mufti and claim to be the NCS boss. The lawmakers disagreed with Ali that no law compels him to wear the Customs uniform as one of them recalled that Ali was one of those who got the current uniform introduced in 2004 Ali’s thorny visit to the Senate occurred as the NCS’ N8.5 billion virement request to complete its headquarters sufered a setback in the House of Representatives with the legislators querying the variation of consultancy fee from N206 million to one billion naira.

Ali, who arrived the Senate at about 9.30am was ushered into the Senate chambers at 12.05 pm and was promptly asked by Deputy Senate President Ike Ekweremadu, who presided over the sitting, why he was not in uniform. It took the senators some 40 minutes to deliberate on Ali’s matter before he was sent out of the chamber for what the lawmakers termed ‘’improper dressing.’’

The Customs boss who came with Customs officers who all wore uniform, was asked to leave the chamber at12.40 pm. The lawmakers had insisted on Wednesday that Ali must appear before them, yesterday, unfailingly after he had submitted a letter to the office of Senate President Bukola Saraki to explain his inability to appear at the Wednesday’s plenary.

Herdsman kills farmer in Oyo

Ibadan—THE fragile peace between herdsmen and farmers at Igbeti, Oke-Ogun area of Oyo State was ruptured, Wednesday, as one of the herdsmen hacked a farmer, Musiliu Aliu, to death in his farm. However, the leader of the Fulani in the area said the deceased was befriending the wife of the herdsman. The Chairman, Igbeti Community, Alhaji Alawode Jimoh Fasina, who disclosed that the incident happened Wednesday evening, said: “We had warned him not to allow the Fulani man in his farm because there is no way his cows would not destroy his crops. “They were together until we heard yesterday (Wednesday) that the Fulani man had hacked our man and fled.” He said the dead farmer had preserved some yam seedlings for planting at the appropriate time. But the herdsman’s cows ate some, leading to a quarrel. It was gathered that the herdsman alleged that some of his cows were stooling, suspecting the late farmer of poisoning them. He added that “our man (the farmer) said he would go and report the Fulani man to the police. But he quickly made a detour to his farm to plant the remaining seedlings. It was while doing that that the herdsman killed him.”

…..He poisoned herdsman’s cows—Police ….He had affair with herdman’s wife—Fulani leader

Naira Gains as CBN Auctions $150m FX Forwards

The naira appreciated slightly on the parallel market on Thursday following last Wednesday’s sale of a total of $150 million through foreign exchange (FX) forwards by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). Specifically, the naira strengthened to N444 to the dollar on Thursday, stronger than the N454 to the dollar it was at some parallel market points in Lagos the previous day. The CBN sold a total of $150 million to authorised foreign exchange dealers in the interbank at the highest bid rate of N335/$1 and a marginal rate of N320/$1

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Europa League draw takes place on Today, March 17 at 12pm (GMT), shortly after the draw for the Champions League.

The draw for the quarter-finals of the Europa League will be held in Switzerland on Friday

The Europa League last-16 stage has now come to a close and we can begin to look forward to the business end of the tournament - starting with the upcoming draw for the quarter-finals.

Manchester United are the only English team left in the competition after booking their place in the last-eight with a hard-fought 1-0 win over Rostov at Old Trafford on Thursday night.

Here is a rundown of everything you need to know ahead of Friday's 12pm GMT draw from Nyon, Switzerland - which you will be able to follow live with Sportsmail.

Ajax (Holland)  

                    Teams that are through to the next round.

Anderlecht (Belgium)

Besiktas (Turkey)

Celta Vigo (Spain) 

Genk (Belgium)

Lyon (France) 

Manchester United (England)

Schalke (Germany)